Eli (32, 'Murican, Male, Almost Human) was found in a dumpster behind an Arby's covered in their special sauce.

Their first date arose when Eli cyber-stalked Linh on Couchsurfing, and used his years as a host to prove he probably wasn't a serial killer as he invited her over for a movie. The date? October 15th, 2020. The movie? Blade 2. Technically, Eli had already watched it early that morning as part of his annual Spooktober Marathon, but he was happy to re-watch that day's movie with a hottie.